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Large RottweilerA lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind
by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and the lady was frantically trying to break them up, to no avail.
A small boy walked up and stuck his finger in the Rottweiler's ass, and the action immediately stopped.
The lady was amazed. "How did you do that?" she asked.
The little boy said, "That's my dog! He can dish it out, but he can't take it!"
A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla
in his tree. He looks in the phone book and sure enough finds an ad for "Gorilla Pest Control." When he asks if they can remove
the gorilla, the service guy asks, "Is it male or female?"
"Male," he replies.
"Oh yeah, we can do that. I'll
be right there," he states.
An hour later, the service guy shows up with a stick, a Rottweiler, a shotgun, and a large
pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick
until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trained Rottie will move in and savage the gorilla's private parts. The
gorilla will then cross his hands across his crotch to protect himself, and that's when you move in with the handcuffs!"
The
man goes pale and asks, "Um, okay, but what do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "Hopefully nothing,
but if I happen to fall out of the tree before the gorilla, you've got to shoot that Rottweiler!"
krazzygurl_26@yahoo.com
Rottweilers are Great
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